Oh man, you do NOT wanna hear the stories, at the high point (and by high I mean, sluttiest point, I was basically using sex as a diversion from my shitty shitty life, only it wasn't shitty, I just thought it was, long story, anyways) at the high point I was writing the name of the romeo on the day in my pocket calendar that I slept with him...so I could keep track if anything 'happened' and I still have it, it's like a reminder to me of who I never want to be again, cause it was just stupid. No one should be sleeping with so many people (3 is so many in my book) at the same time that they have to write names on dates to keep it all straight.
And on a few days, there was more than one name, yeah, it was bad, told you that you didn't want to hear it.
AND that doesn't even cover the stories, cause I was quite the 'public places' girl when I was younger. Yeah, NOT smart in a small(ish) town
What?! You mean you wouldn't offer to lick a car clean to get some booty?! LOL, it was my pick up line, and it totally worked :) Jaws dropped, not bragging, but his friends were like :O LOL
Pinch away!! I LOVE it! Cause I am with sam on that one, NO ONE can do that, like ever!
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Date: 2008-11-18 06:47 am (UTC)And on a few days, there was more than one name, yeah, it was bad, told you that you didn't want to hear it.
AND that doesn't even cover the stories, cause I was quite the 'public places' girl when I was younger. Yeah, NOT smart in a small(ish) town
What?! You mean you wouldn't offer to lick a car clean to get some booty?! LOL, it was my pick up line, and it totally worked :) Jaws dropped, not bragging, but his friends were like :O LOL
Pinch away!! I LOVE it! Cause I am with sam on that one, NO ONE can do that, like ever!