Shagging Meme
Mar. 4th, 2009 11:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
1.Bold the names of guys you'd definitely shag. (My bold makes them red)
2. Italicize the names of guys you might shag after a little persuasion.
3. Leave the guys who don't do anything for you alone.
4. Put a question mark after the guys you've never heard of.
5. Strike the guys you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.
6. ADD FOUR OF YOUR OWN AT THE END.
NOTE THAT THESE ARE THE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS, NOT THE ACTORS THEMSELVES...
Dr. Christian Troy (Nip/Tuck, tv)
Dr. Sean McNamara (Nip/Tuck, tv)
Mike Delfino (Desperate Housewives, tv) ?
Dr. Gregory House (House M.D., tv)
Warrick Brown (CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, tv) ?
Dr. Derek Shepherd (Grey's Anatomy, tv)
Anthony (Tony) Dinozzo (NCIS, tv) ?
Jim Halpert (The Office, tv) ?
James 'Sawyer' Ford (Lost, tv) ?
Danny Taylord (Without a Trace, tv) ?
Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds, tv) ?
Noah Bennet (Heroes tv)
Michael Scofield (Prison Break, tv)
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian (Scrubs, tv)
Sam Winchester (Supernatural, tv) (Odd I know, but another part of my brain already claimed him, and I value friendship more than sex)
Chandler Bing (Friends, tv)
Jack Bauer (24, tv) (even though it’s supposed to be the character, the actor freaks me out, and facets of the actor are indisputable no matter the role, like his voice *shudder* ugh, it freaks me out!)
Jason Bourne (The Bourne Identity, movie)
Westley (The Princess Bride, movie) ?
Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean, movie)
Rusty Ryan (Ocean's 11, movie)
Dr. George O’Malley (Grey’s Anatomy, tv)
Detective Mac Taylor (CSI: NY, tv) ?
Detective Danny Messer (CSI: NY, tv) ?
Sheriff Jack Carter (EUReKA, tv) ?
Dr. Nathan Stark (EUReKA, tv) ?
Jonathan Creek (Jonathan Creek, tv) ?
Dr. James Wilson (House, M.D., tv) ?
Mark Corrigan (Peep Show, tv) ?
Fitzwilliam Darcy (Pride & Prejudice) ?
Jools Sivite (Spooks, tv) ?
Captain Jack Harkness (Dr. Who/Torchwood, tv) ?
Danny Ocean (Ocean's 11, movie)
Jack Bristow (Alias, tv) ?
Dr. Owen Harper (Torchwood, tv) ?
The Doctor (Doctor Who, tv) ?
Commodore James Norrington (Pirates of the Caribbean, movies)
John Winchester (Supernatural, tv) HELL FUCKING YEAH, hell fucking YEAH! I would pretty much sacrifice the rest for this one *sigh*
Eric Delko (CSI: Miami, tv)
Angel (BTVS, Angel, tv)
Doyle (BTVS, Angel, tv)
The Groosalug (BTVS, Angel, tv )
Gunn (BTVS, Angel, tv)
Rick Simon (Simon & Simon, tv) ?
Ardeth Bay (The Mummy, movies) ?
Gene Hunt (Life on Mars, tv) ?
Dean Winchester (Supernatural, tv) (Same reason as no Sammy-lovin’)
Giles (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, tv) Hey, older men know what they’re doing ;P
Mick St. John (Moonlight, tv) ?
Mr. Big (Sex and the City, tv)
Henry Fitzroy (Blood Ties, tv) ?
Tim Riggins (Friday Night Lights, tv)?
Peter Petrelli (Heroes, tv) HELL YEAH! He’s all intense and smoldery!
Logan Echolls (Veronica Mars, tv) ?
Rodney McKay (Stargate: Atlantis, tv) ?
Chris Keller (Oz, tv) ?
Mohinder Suresh (Heroes, tv) Not anymore, he went nutzo.
John Sheppard (Stargate: Atlantis, tv) ?
Dr. Daniel Jackson (Stargate: SG-1, tv) ?
Alec McDowell (Dark Angel, tv) ?
Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, tv)
Priestly (Ten Inch Hero, movie) ORIGINAL Priestley, I am SO not feeling the J Crew version.
Jason Teague (Smallville, tv) FUCK YEAH!
Angelus (BtVS, Angel, tv) FUCK YEAH! (Again)
Logan/Wolverine (X-Men, movie) Do I really have to say it again? FUCK YEAH!
Jess Mariano (Gilmore Girls, tv) FUCK NO!
Sam Tyler (Life on Mars, tv) ?
Harold Saxon, The Master (Doctor Who, tv) ?
Ianto Jones (Torchwood, tv) ?
Steven Hyde (That 70s Show, tv) ?
Cassidy Casablancas (Veronica Mars, tv) ?
Mason (Dead Like Me, tv) ?
Robbie Turner (Atonement, movie) ?
Derek Reese (Sarah Connor Chronicles, tv)
Chris Miles (Skins, tv) ?
Tony Stonem (Skins, tv) ?
Dexter Morgan (Dexter, tv)
Reed Garrett (CSI: NY, tv) ?
Greg Sanders (CSI, tv) ?
Nick Stokes (CSI, tv) ?
Dick Casablancas (Veronica Mars, tv) ?
Charlie Pace (LOST, tv) /
Merry Brandybuck (Lord of the Rings, movie, book) ?
Pippin Took (Lord of the Rings, movie, book) (can’t remember who this is, same with above)
Chuck Bass (Gossip Girl, tv) ?
Ryan Atwood (The OC, tv) ?
Charlie Prince (3:10 to Yuma, movie) ?
Brendan Frye (Brick, movie)?
Seeley Booth (Bones, tv) OMG, just melt my ovaries NOW
Noah Calhoun (The Notebook, movie)
Scott Valens (Cold Case, tv) ?
Nate Archibald (Gossip Girl, tv) ?
Edward Cullen (Twilight, movie, book)?
Emmett Cullen (Twilight, movie, book)?
Louis Connelly (August Rush, movie) Hot musician? Um yeah
Alex Karev (Grey's Anatomy, tv)
Jake Perry (Sweet Home Alabama, movie)
Tyler Gage (Step Up, movie) Mmm, flexible!
Denny Duquette (Grey's Anatomy, tv) LIVE Denny, not dead Denny.
Jake Jagielski (One Tree Hill, tv) ?
Dean Forester (Gilmore Girls, tv) (nope, he’s taken in my head)
Sid Jenkins (Skins, tv) ?
Matt Saracen (Friday Night Lights, tv) ?
Cappie (Greek, tv) ?
Doug Ross (ER, tv) I think that is Georgie (if I am remembering T’s babbling correctly) and as much as I wanna say yes, I already have Danny Ocean who shares his looks, and I don’t watch this so I don’t know his personality :P
Smith Jerrod (SATC, tv)
Ted Mosby (HIMYM, tv)
Spike (Notting Hill, movie)
Robert Chase (House M.D., tv) ?
Jack O'Neill (Stargate: SG-1, tv) ?
Ned "The Pie Maker" (Pushing Daisies, tv) ?
Jack Sheppard (Lost, tv) ?
Jasper Hale (Twilight, movie, book) ?
Harry Potter (Harry Potter, movie, book) (If I was the same age, he’s too young for me now)
Sirius Black (Harry Potter, movie, book)
Sweeney Todd (Sweeney Todd, musical, film) - Hmm, a throat slicing lunatic that looks a lot like Johnny Depp? Yeah, I can overlook the ‘throat slicing lunatic’ part :P
Ron Weasley (Harry Potter, movie, book)
Ronan Dex (Stargate: Atlantis, tv) ?
Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter, novel, film) EW!
Lucius Malfoy (Harry Potter, novel, film) DOUBLE EW!
Don Flack (CSI: NY, tv) ?
Bob Brown (The Unit, tv) ?
Don Epps (Numb3rs, tv) ?
Nathan Scott (One Tree Hill, tv) He’s Haley’s :P
Sayid Jarrah (Lost, tv)
Will Turner (Pirates of the Caribbean, movie)
Dr. Sheldon Hawkes (CSI:NY, tv)?
Tim Speedle (CSI: Miami) OMG!! *flaily hands* YES!!!! I totally stopped wathing when he was killed off!!
Andy Bernard (The Office, tv) ?
Stephen Colbert (The Colbert Report, tv) ?
Paulie Bleeker (Juno, movie) ?
Kevin Doyle (27 Dresses, movie)
Lawrence Kutner (House M.D., tv) ?
Colby Granger (Numb3rs, tv) ?
Jayne Cobb (Firefly, tv) That’s Adam Baldwin’s character right?
Adam Monroe (Heroes, tv) Mr. Live Forever psychopath? I am sure he has learned a few tricks in all that time, so yeah, overlooking the looney factor again :P
Julian Sark (Alias, tv) ?
Methos (Highlander, tv) ?
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce (Buffy/Angel, tv)
Wash (Firefly, tv)
Carson Beckett (Stargate: Atlantis, tv) ?
Cameron Mitchell (Stargate: SG-1, tv) ?
Daniel Meade (Ugly Betty, tv) ?
Major Lorne (Stargate SG-1/Atlantis, tv) ?
Agent Mulder (The X-Files, tv) ?
The Joker (tv, comic books, movie) ?
Sylar (Heroes, tv) Even if he sliced open my head after, *sigh* he is tons of pent up sexual tension! That is BOUND to be a good ride.
Chuck (Stargate: Atlantis, tv) ?
Zack (Bones, tv)
Niles Crane (Frasier, tv) ?
Dr. Perry Cox (Scrubs, tv)
Gambit (X-men, comics) My BFF LOVES him, so I would have to learn more about him first
Captain John Hart (Torchwood, tv) ?
Lestat d'Lioncourt (Vampire Chronicles, movie/book) ?
Louis de Pointe du Lac (Vampire Chronicles, movie/book) ?
Stephen Hart (Primeval, tv) ?
Dr. Mark Sloan (Grey's Anatomy, tv) McSteamy? Oh yeah! He would have to do that ‘fresh out of the shower towel scene’ thing first though!
Castiel (Supernatural, tv) Hmm, aren’t angels junkless? How exactly would that work?
Charles Brandon, Duke of Suffolk (The Tudors, tv) ?
Speed Racer (Speed Racer, movie) ?
St. John Allerdyce (X-men, movies) ?
Jimmy Olsen (Smallville, TV ONLY)
Neo (The Matrix, movie) ?
Dorian Grey (The Picture of Dorian Grey, book) ?
John Mitchell (Being Human, tv) ?
Simon Tam (Firefly, tv)
William Miller (Almost Famous, movie) ?
A.J. Crowley (Good Omens, book) ?
Samuel T. Anders (Battlestar Galactica, tv) ?
Rex Racer/Racer X (Speed Racer, movie) ?
John Crichton (Farscape, tv) ?
Desmond Hume (Lost, tv) ?
Eric Yorkie (Twilight, movies not book) ?
Barney Stinson (HIMYM, tv) Eh, I’ll see what he’s got, if all the hype is true :P
Clark Kent (Smallville, TV ONLY) Yes, yes, HELL YES!!!! Pretty please, can I?!
Kyon (Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, anime) ?
Dr. Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds, tv) ?
Daniel Faraday (Lost, tv)?
Will Tippin (Alias, tv) ?
Alan Shore (Boston Legal, tv) ?
Josh Lyman (The West Wing, tv) ?
Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl, book) ?
Arthur (Merlin, tv) ?
Jamie Crawford (The Demon's Lexicon, book) ?
Chuck Bartowski (Chuck, tv) ?
Captain Mal Reynolds (Firefly/Serenity, tv, more)
Tyler Durden (Fight Club, movie)
Remus Lupin (Harry Potter, book, NOT THE MOVIE YEESH)
Ando Masahashi (Heroes, tv)
Cooper Freedman (Private Practice, tv)
Lincoln Burrows (Prison Break, tv)
Seth Cohen (The O.C., tv)
Lee Adama (Battlestar Galictica, tv) ?
Kirk Gleason (Gilmore Girls, tv) EW EW! And besides he has a woman :P
Michael Weston (Burn Notice, tv) ?
Henry Spencer (Psych, tv) ?
Brian Spilner (Fast and Furious, movie)
Dom Torretto (F&F, movie)
Rome (Fast and Furious 2, movie) ?
Logan Cale (Dark Angel, tv) ?
Pacey Witter (Dawson's Creek, tv) PACEY FTMFW! \o During the non-Joey years, cause I wouldn’t wanna break up the perfect couple!
Dr Horrible (Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog, movie)
Michael Vaughn (Alias, tv)
Karl (Love Actually, movie)
Charlie Todd (Dawson's Creek, tv)
Dracula (Bram Stoker's Dracula, movie) All vamped out with Angel, Angelus and Spike
Henry Schoonmaker (the Luxe, book) ?
Severus Snape (Harry Potter, book+movie)
Russell Hammond (Almost Famous, book) ?
William Gallagher (P.S. I Love You, movie) Dude, he couldn’t talk though.
Clay Miller (Friday the 13th, movie) hell to the mother fuckin’ YES! FINALLY a Jared character I can hop on like a damn bunny!
David Cook (American Idol, tv) ?
Owen Hunt (Grey's Anatomy, tv) LOVE a man in uniform (even if it’s former)
Joey Tribbiani (Friends, tv)
Davis Bloome (Smallville, tv) Dude the freaky thorny thing he turns into would have to be a certain NO SHOW, or I wouldn’t agree. That being said, holy hell, he’s got a nice body…
Kyle Valenti (Roswell, tv) ?
John Casey (Chuck, tv) ?
Michael Guiern (Roswell, tv) ?
Ash (Dark Hunter's, Book Series) ?
Oliver Queen (Smallville, comics) Hot multi-milionaire AND crime figting badass? Um yeah, hopping onboard THAT train anytime it is boarding passengers!
Richard Castle (Castle, tv) ?
Lex Luthor (Smallville, tv & comics) So much hate I can’t even….no, just a million times NO!
Cupid/Trevor Hale (Cupid, 1998 version) ?
Donald Strachey (Donald Strachey Mysteries, movies) ?
Ray Kowlaski (Due South, tv) ?
*Tommy Gavin (Rescue Me, TV) I love his crazy Irish ass!
*Jim Gordon (Ghost Whisperer, TV) Yeah, he belongs with Melinda, but hey, he is too hot to pass up!
*Luke Danes (Gilmore Girls, TV) Same reason as above
*Judah Botwin (Weeds, TV) Yup, looks suspiciously like John Winchester, go figure :P
* My choices
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Date: 2009-03-08 10:49 pm (UTC)I haven't heard of quite a few on that list.
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Date: 2009-03-09 03:25 am (UTC)Yeah, me either, hence the plethora of "?'s"
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Date: 2009-03-22 01:14 am (UTC)If the J Crew version asked me, I'd politley ask if he could wear the kilt and boots while we did it. LOL.