Meme from My Twin and HILARIOUS STORY!!!
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ohboothMy Twin Tagged me for this character meme and gave me Rory Gilmore
01 Do you like this character?
Absolutely!! (minus her SERIOUS lack in judgement in the BF department the last couple of seasons)
02 What name/s do you call this character?
Rory....duh.
03 What image/color do you associate with the character?
Is this a trick question? The 'image' I get when I think of Rory is Rory...and books. The color would be...blue? IDK, it's the first thing I thought of!
04 What image-song do you associate with this character?
Stupid Girl (hello, she broke up with DEAN!) but no, seriously, 'One Line' by PJ Harvey and 'I Think It's Going to Rain Today' by Claudine Longet. (also 'Candyman' by Sammy Davis Jr.) ALL for obvious reasons. Can you remember WHY each song is a 'Rory' song for me?! Three bonus points if you can :D
05 What blood-type do you think this character is?
O...cause it pleases all the blood types...right? Is that the right type? Anyways, the one that 'adapts' to each blood type as a filler, I think she got caught up sometimes trying to please other too much.
06 Of all of the titles that this character appears in, what character do you like to put this character with?
Lorelai (cause guys come and go, but the witty Gilmore banter is SO the reason I kept coming back!!) (second place is Dean of course)
07 What would you want to say to this character?
WHY the FUCK did you give up Dean for that idiot?! And then AGAIN for another idiot?! You need to march right over to Dean's house RIGHT THIS INSTANT missy and fix this whole mess so you can make really tall and smart babies with him!
08 What do you want to do with this character:
Hang out and talk about books *sigh* there is NOT enough book talk. Also, I would want to take her to Dean's house...seeing a pattern here anyone?
09 Please choose 5 friends with your choice of character:
I don't like to subject y'all to this stuff, but yeah, off the top of my head (and you totally don't have to)
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mrsr58 Jake Talley, briethehippo Priestly, insaneboingo The Comedian, asaneismrnuts Spike, medusa81 Mulder.
Oh, and random, but one of my favorite quotes is regarding Dean, when Rory asks Lorelai why she thinks that Dean and Lindsay have to get married so soon, Lorelai in her infinite wisdom answers:
Maybe they have to get married before he grows so tall she won't be able to talk to him anymore.
HA! Logic, I love thee!! And how true is that?! LOL, being that Jared is known for his 'tall-ness'
EDITED SO I DON'T SPAM YOU WITH ANOTHER POST.
I got this email from my Dad, and HOMG! SO PERFECT! I love these types of quick witted comebacks, I actually had one today at work with a co-worker (the BFF and I cracked up, the 'victim' of my quick wit even started to laugh her ass off), so I appreciate all it takes to make it look effortless :P
Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time.
It is a portion of an ABC radio interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military Headquarters.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radiocast went silent for 46 seconds and when it returned, the interview was over.
01 Do you like this character?
Absolutely!! (minus her SERIOUS lack in judgement in the BF department the last couple of seasons)
02 What name/s do you call this character?
Rory....duh.
03 What image/color do you associate with the character?
Is this a trick question? The 'image' I get when I think of Rory is Rory...and books. The color would be...blue? IDK, it's the first thing I thought of!
04 What image-song do you associate with this character?
Stupid Girl (hello, she broke up with DEAN!) but no, seriously, 'One Line' by PJ Harvey and 'I Think It's Going to Rain Today' by Claudine Longet. (also 'Candyman' by Sammy Davis Jr.) ALL for obvious reasons. Can you remember WHY each song is a 'Rory' song for me?! Three bonus points if you can :D
05 What blood-type do you think this character is?
O...cause it pleases all the blood types...right? Is that the right type? Anyways, the one that 'adapts' to each blood type as a filler, I think she got caught up sometimes trying to please other too much.
06 Of all of the titles that this character appears in, what character do you like to put this character with?
Lorelai (cause guys come and go, but the witty Gilmore banter is SO the reason I kept coming back!!) (second place is Dean of course)
07 What would you want to say to this character?
WHY the FUCK did you give up Dean for that idiot?! And then AGAIN for another idiot?! You need to march right over to Dean's house RIGHT THIS INSTANT missy and fix this whole mess so you can make really tall and smart babies with him!
08 What do you want to do with this character:
Hang out and talk about books *sigh* there is NOT enough book talk. Also, I would want to take her to Dean's house...seeing a pattern here anyone?
09 Please choose 5 friends with your choice of character:
I don't like to subject y'all to this stuff, but yeah, off the top of my head (and you totally don't have to)
mrsr58 Jake Talley, briethehippo Priestly, insaneboingo The Comedian, asaneismrnuts Spike, medusa81 Mulder.Oh, and random, but one of my favorite quotes is regarding Dean, when Rory asks Lorelai why she thinks that Dean and Lindsay have to get married so soon, Lorelai in her infinite wisdom answers:
Maybe they have to get married before he grows so tall she won't be able to talk to him anymore.
HA! Logic, I love thee!! And how true is that?! LOL, being that Jared is known for his 'tall-ness'
EDITED SO I DON'T SPAM YOU WITH ANOTHER POST.
I got this email from my Dad, and HOMG! SO PERFECT! I love these types of quick witted comebacks, I actually had one today at work with a co-worker (the BFF and I cracked up, the 'victim' of my quick wit even started to laugh her ass off), so I appreciate all it takes to make it look effortless :P
Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time.
It is a portion of an ABC radio interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military Headquarters.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radiocast went silent for 46 seconds and when it returned, the interview was over.
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